THE RULES!

1. The status of the signee as a "celebrity" is at Lou's sole discretion (which can easily be influenced during the initial debate of "are they famous enough?"). Any quibbles with celebrity status must be submitted in writing, in at least 6 different languages (must include Latin), with no more than two grammatical errors in total.

2. The Crayons to be used for autographs are "Crayola Crayons - 24 non-toxic crayons" - specifically: the pack given to Lou by Richard Elkin of Florida, USA. No other writing instruments are acceptable.

3. The autograph must be made directly onto Lou's black-binded autograph book (henceforth known simply as The Book). There is one slight exception - a dark sheet of thin card has been attached to The Book, for use with the White Crayon.

4. Each Crayon from the pack must be used to sign The Book only once. It is Lou's duty to ensure that there is no duplication of Crayons.*

5. Lou must be present for the Signing. It's just more fun that way!

6. Suggesting that the celebrities not only sign, but also draw, is more than encouraged. [NB: A surPRIZE (it's a prize, that's a surprise!) will be awarded to Lou should she succeed in getting one of the 24 to draw "Nelson Mandela on a Jetski". Courtesy of Riktopher Faris.]


* Noel Fielding Loophole: Noel Fielding can do what he wants. The first crayon picked will officially be His Colour, and any other colours used by him after that will simply be loopholed out and put back into circulation.